Category
Maximum Weirdness
The highest-weirdness finds: cursed, confusing, and extremely clickable.
Aztec Death Whistle
A skull-shaped Aztec death whistle built around one job: making a scream that sounds wildly unreasonable indoors.
Bacon-Scented Air Freshener
A bacon-scented air freshener for anyone who wants the car to smell like breakfast made a bad choice.
Canned Unicorn Meat
A fake canned unicorn meat gag gift that turns a pantry label into a cursed white elephant surprise.
Car Eyelashes
Large plastic eyelashes attached above a vehicle's headlights.
Car Reindeer Antlers and Red Nose
Seasonal accessories that turn an automobile into Rudolph.
Crib Dribbler Prank Gift Box
A fake baby-bottle gag box for wrapping a real gift inside a terrible idea.
Fake Arm Car-Window Prank
A mannequin arm positioned to look disturbingly trapped in a vehicle.
Gangster Rubber Duck Dashboard Ornament
A rubber duck with sunglasses, chains, and improbable street credibility.
Ghost Meter EMF Detector
A blinking handheld device marketed for finding paranormal activity.
Human Body-Fat Replica
A squishy body-fat replica that makes health class feel a little too physical.
Liquid Ass Prank Spray
A notorious foul-odor spray built for regrettable practical jokes.
Personalized Life-Size Cardboard Cutout
A full-height cardboard duplicate of anyone you upload.
Pimple-Popping Practice Pad
A reusable silicone skin pad filled with artificial pimples to squeeze.
Poop Knife
A dedicated bathroom knife inspired by one of the internet's strangest stories.
Senior Woman With Inhaler Wall Decal
An astonishingly specific wall sticker depicting an older woman using an inhaler.
Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener
A dangling squirrel wearing tiny briefs and scenting the car.